I just won the bride lottery!
Except I don’t want to go to Earth, marry some spoiled rich kid, and live in the lap of luxury. Thats someone else’s dream, not mine. My life is here on Stars End, farming cheeka silk and breathing fresh mountain air.

Theres only one thing to do: I pack my gear, say a temporary goodbye to my beloved cheekas, and set out into the great unknown. I only need to survive until my twenty-fifth birthday before Im too old to be a colony bride.

The only way there is through land marked Here Be Ogres, but nobody has seen one in years. Surely, I cant have phenomenally craptastic luck back-to-back, right? $3.99 on Kindle.
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